Annnnnd....we're back! After a brief and annoying hiatus it seems that things are back in working order. Hells to the mother fucking ya! But, what in Christ's name is up with the title of this blog? Veggies? Screw that! Oh, ya...during this hiatus I kind of started trying to eat better. What can I say? There happen to be a few people I hate so much I've become determined to outlive them. Can't really do that on a diet of Cheetos dipped in bacon grease. I know...crying shame. I haven't gone all health nut though. I'm human and I NEED my pizza. Veggies? Pizza? Let's do this shit!
First and foremost, for the love of Duck Tales, make your own sauce. It's so easy, taste so much better and isn't filled with crap that probably causes cancer. There are shit tons of recipes out there. Try one, try them all, or just do what I did and throw some sauce like things in the blender. I used two, peeled Roma tomatoes, a tablespoon of sun dried tomatoes, garlic, basil, oregano, rosemary, onion powder, pepper and olive oil.
Viola! Pizza sauce. Or something that works like pizza sauce. Whatever you want to call it, it tasted good. That's really all that matters. You could probably make a bigger batch and keep in in the fridge until it grows mold. I wouldn't eat it once it starts growing but you are more then welcome to. In fact, if you happen to be one of those people I hate, I'd recommend eating lots of it.
There's really not too much else to this. Top some Naan ( because I fucking love the hell out of Naan ) with the sauce, some veggies and cheese. Oh, and you know...bake that shit. I pilled on spinach, tomatoes, sun dried tomatoes, a little shredded cheese and some feta.
Oh ya....I need a little alone time with that last picture.
Obviously, this can be changed to fit your likes and dislikes. Bell peppers, mushrooms, olives, onions, beets, pigs feet, the neighbors dog, the toes of the hooker decomposing in your trunk...the topping possibilities are endless!
Ratings - ( a possibility of 5 ☆'s )
Difficulty - ☆☆☆☆.5 Come on now...a monkey could do this.
Taste - ☆☆☆☆ - It's PIZZA! I missed the pepperoni but overall, super tasty.
Clean up - ☆☆☆☆ Cookie sheet, cutting board, blender, pizza cutter, shirt ( I may have dribbled a wee bit )
Fuck Dominos! Fuck Little Caesars! Fuck Round Table! And Fuck the lazy ball sacks at Papa Murphys who can't even turn on an oven! Dress up like a Ninja Turtle and make your own pizza!
Happy Porking People!
